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Short Attention Span System (SASS) does for radio what Cliff's Notes does for literature, condenses.

The value proposition is simple, radio listeners can't pay attention to the epic 4 minute pieces that some artists currently create.

Radio SASS. (Short Attention Span System) takes the playlist and musically condenses songs to their essence. Through time compression, you get the memorable heart of each song, with an average length of aproximately two minutes with NO self indulgent guitar solos, NO long intros, NO repetition of choruses again and again. Radio returns to the snappy song length of the 1960s.

I'd love to see the abbreviated model applied to airline fare rules - an example of which has me currently stumped as to whether I can upgrade or not

Fare rules and restrictions
Please review the rules and restrictions listed below.
When you purchase your ticket, you agree to these rules and restrictions.
Please note that the most restrictive set of rules below applies to your entire itinerary.
 1  Rules and restrictions
Air Canada
From: Ottawa, ON (YOW-All Airports)
To: Brussels, Belgium (BRU-All Airports)
Fare Basis Code: Q0MSLWBE

YOWBRU-AC 28MAR07      *RULE DISPLAY*     TARIFF 0101 RULE 9422
* ADD APPLICABLE TAX * FED INSP FEES *
   -FARE BASIS         CAD       NUC                PTC  FT  GI
Q0MSLWBE        R    940.00    820.76               ADT  EX  AT
Q0MSLWBE        R    960.00    838.23               ADT  EX  AT
Q0MSLWBE/CH25   R    705.00    615.57               CNN  EX  AT
Q0MSLWBE/IN25   R    705.00    615.57               INS  EX  AT
Q0MSLWBE/IN90   R     94.00     82.07               INF  EX  AT
BOOKING CODES        Q
FIRST TRAVEL    -12AUG06             LAST TRAVEL     -30APR07
LAST TICKETING  -30APR07
SEASONS     - ORIG BELGIUM   01JAN-12JUN
              DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
              19AUG-15DEC
              DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
              ORIG CANADA
              FURTHER RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
PENALTIES   - ORIG CANADA   CANCEL-200.00 CAD
              CHANGE-200.00 CAD
              ORIG AREA 2   CANCEL-100.00 EUR
              CHANGE-100.00 EUR
              FOR ALL CONDITIONS SEE TEXT RULE
DAY/TIME    - TO CANADA   FRI THRU SUN ALL DAY
              DEPARTURE EACH TRANSATLANTIC SECTOR
              FROM CANADA   THU THRU SAT ALL DAY
              DEPARTURE EACH TRANSATLANTIC SECTOR
ADV RES/TKT - TKTG WITHIN 72 HOURS AFTER RESERVATIONS
              WAITLISTING NOT PERMITTED ALL SEGMENTS
              MUST BE CONFIRMED
MIN STAY    - RETURN FIRST SUNDAY AFTER
              DEPARTURE FROM ORIGIN
MAX STAY    - 12 MONTHS AFTER DEPARTURE FROM ORIGIN
BLACKOUTS   - NO RESTRICTION
SURCHARGES  - 10.00 CAD   7.00 USD SECURITY
              ADDITIONAL RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
STOPOVERS   - ORIG CANADA
              PERMITTED-2 OUTBOUND 1 INBOUND 1 AT
              50.00 CAD EACH
              DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
              ORIG BELGIUM
              FURTHER RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
TRANSFERS   - UNLIMITED PERMITTED
FLT APPLIC  - NO RESTRICTION
CHILD DISC  - CNN 2-11 YRS 25 PCT ACCOMPANIED
              INS UNDER 2 YRS 25 PCT WITH SEAT
              INF UNDER 2 YRS 90 PCT NO SEAT
OTHER DISC  - NONE
COMBINABLTY - SEE TEXT RULE
ELIGIBILITY - NO RESTRICTION
ACCOM PSGR  - NO RESTRICTION
TRVL RESTR  - NO RESTRICTION
SALES RESTR - SEE TEXT RULE
              EXTENSION OF TICKET VALIDITY PERMITTED UNDER
              GUIDELINES SET FORTH BY CARRIER.  CONTACT
              CARRIER FOR DETAILS.
NEGOTIATED  - NO RESTRICTION
TKT ENDORSE - ORIGINAL TKT - VALID AC TRANSATLATIC ONLY
              REISSUED TKT - NON-REF/NON-END
              MUST APPEAR IN ENDORSEMENT BOX
APPLICATION - SEE TEXT RULE