The value proposition is simple, radio listeners can't pay attention to the epic 4 minute pieces that some artists currently create.
Radio SASS. (Short Attention Span System) takes the playlist and musically condenses songs to their essence. Through time compression, you get the memorable heart of each song, with an average length of aproximately two minutes with NO self indulgent guitar solos, NO long intros, NO repetition of choruses again and again. Radio returns to the snappy song length of the 1960s.
I'd love to see the abbreviated model applied to airline fare rules - an example of which has me currently stumped as to whether I can upgrade or not
Fare rules and restrictions
Please review the rules and restrictions listed below.
When you purchase your ticket, you agree to these rules and restrictions.
Please note that the most restrictive set of rules below applies to your entire itinerary.
1 Rules and restrictions
Air Canada
From: Ottawa, ON (YOW-All Airports)
To: Brussels, Belgium (BRU-All Airports)
Fare Basis Code: Q0MSLWBE
YOWBRU-AC 28MAR07 *RULE DISPLAY* TARIFF 0101 RULE 9422
* ADD APPLICABLE TAX * FED INSP FEES *
-FARE BASIS CAD NUC PTC FT GI
Q0MSLWBE R 940.00 820.76 ADT EX AT
Q0MSLWBE R 960.00 838.23 ADT EX AT
Q0MSLWBE/CH25 R 705.00 615.57 CNN EX AT
Q0MSLWBE/IN25 R 705.00 615.57 INS EX AT
Q0MSLWBE/IN90 R 94.00 82.07 INF EX AT
BOOKING CODES Q
FIRST TRAVEL -12AUG06 LAST TRAVEL -30APR07
LAST TICKETING -30APR07
SEASONS - ORIG BELGIUM 01JAN-12JUN
DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
19AUG-15DEC
DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
ORIG CANADA
FURTHER RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
PENALTIES - ORIG CANADA CANCEL-200.00 CAD
CHANGE-200.00 CAD
ORIG AREA 2 CANCEL-100.00 EUR
CHANGE-100.00 EUR
FOR ALL CONDITIONS SEE TEXT RULE
DAY/TIME - TO CANADA FRI THRU SUN ALL DAY
DEPARTURE EACH TRANSATLANTIC SECTOR
FROM CANADA THU THRU SAT ALL DAY
DEPARTURE EACH TRANSATLANTIC SECTOR
ADV RES/TKT - TKTG WITHIN 72 HOURS AFTER RESERVATIONS
WAITLISTING NOT PERMITTED ALL SEGMENTS
MUST BE CONFIRMED
MIN STAY - RETURN FIRST SUNDAY AFTER
DEPARTURE FROM ORIGIN
MAX STAY - 12 MONTHS AFTER DEPARTURE FROM ORIGIN
BLACKOUTS - NO RESTRICTION
SURCHARGES - 10.00 CAD 7.00 USD SECURITY
ADDITIONAL RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
STOPOVERS - ORIG CANADA
PERMITTED-2 OUTBOUND 1 INBOUND 1 AT
50.00 CAD EACH
DEPARTURE FIRST INTERNATIONAL SECTOR
ORIG BELGIUM
FURTHER RESTR APPLY SEE TEXT RULE
TRANSFERS - UNLIMITED PERMITTED
FLT APPLIC - NO RESTRICTION
CHILD DISC - CNN 2-11 YRS 25 PCT ACCOMPANIED
INS UNDER 2 YRS 25 PCT WITH SEAT
INF UNDER 2 YRS 90 PCT NO SEAT
OTHER DISC - NONE
COMBINABLTY - SEE TEXT RULE
ELIGIBILITY - NO RESTRICTION
ACCOM PSGR - NO RESTRICTION
TRVL RESTR - NO RESTRICTION
SALES RESTR - SEE TEXT RULE
EXTENSION OF TICKET VALIDITY PERMITTED UNDER
GUIDELINES SET FORTH BY CARRIER. CONTACT
CARRIER FOR DETAILS.
NEGOTIATED - NO RESTRICTION
TKT ENDORSE - ORIGINAL TKT - VALID AC TRANSATLATIC ONLY
REISSUED TKT - NON-REF/NON-END
MUST APPEAR IN ENDORSEMENT BOX
APPLICATION - SEE TEXT RULE