Idiot

Hearing a song I liked on Sirius Satellite yesterday, I went onto iTunes to buy it. Couldn't find it. Searched on the Web. Nope. Searched music sites. No trace of either artist name or track anywhere.

After about an hour I realized that I had been searching on the text of the message that Sirius used to notify users that the channels had been updated and they could proceed with listening

Sub updated
Press any Key

Once more. Idiot.

The name 'Press Any Key' would be great for a band, except for the fact that, as the string occurs in just about every software/hardware manual out there, the band site would never be found on the Web , flooded into obscurity by false hits.