An internet cafe experienced an (almost certainly loud) bunch of first time Internet users yesterday.
I imagine that the conversation would have been something along the lines of:
Seamus: So, are you sure that Cousin Conor said he'd buy us drinks if we did this?
Paddy: Damn straight he did. All we have to do is click this mouse thingy on this little button over and over. He said one Guinness for each clicky.
Seamus: But what does it mean? Why does he want us to do this?
Paddy: Jeez Seamus, what do we care. He's probably compensating for some sort of, what der ya callit, an 'inferiority complexity'