Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

<profile>
  <name>Rupert</name>
  <likes>
    <drink>Pina Colada</drink>
    <drink>champagne</drink>
    <activity>making love at midnight</activity>
    <activity>getting caught in the rain</activity>
  </likes>
  <dislikes>
    <food>health food</food>
    <activity>yoga</activity>
  </dislikes>
</profile>

Proof

This is what a 4-hour drive with 3 kids listening to the Fabulous 70's on Sirius Radio will get you. Plus a headache.