What a stupid prize

What am I supposed to do with 1 million lbs? And even if I wanted the weights (maybe for a gym?), how expensive would it be to ship them over to Canada? All together, they'd weight almost a .... well they'd weigh alot I bet.

BRITISH LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS/ PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
60 Merriman Road
Blackheath
London SE3 8RZ
England

CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ref. Number: BTL/491OXI/04
Batch Number: 12/25/0304
Ticket Number: 564 75600545-188
Serial Number: 5388/02

14/05/07

Attn:Winner,

ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING

BRITISH LOTTERY, officially bring to your notice the final draw result of April 2007 BRITISH LOTTERY-wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex in The United Kingdom.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 56475600545-188 with serial number 5388/02 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-31-45, which consequently won in the 1ST category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 1,000,000.00Pounds (ONE MILLION POUNDS STERLING).CONGRATULATIONS!

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which your Email was selected.

For the release of your winning, kindly contact your claims officer at the The National Lottery Head Quarters via bellow informations:

Mr Powell Paul
Payment and Release Order Dept.
Phone: +44-701-112-9582
+44-702-407-8345
Fax : +44-707-5055521

E-mail: claims_britishlottery04@yahoo.co.uk

On second thought, I go over to the UK on average a couple times each year ......

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