I've always felt a affinity for the Bonobo chimp, so it felt right to claim them for my domain.
The species is distinguished by relatively long legs, parted hair on their head, a matriarchal culture, and the prominent role of sexual activity in its society.
I could do worse for an epitaph.
A feature I like is the ability to toggle between viewing my profile page as myself, and as a member of the unwashed hordes.
Offline, it's my wife who informs me as to how I'm currently appearing to others (e.g. people are laughing at you, I can't believe you wore that sweater, etc), so its nice to have a parallel mechanism online.