The ZD Net Web 2.0 Explorer has a post on URL Hotties. Apparently, URLs can be beautiful, or not.
If people had URIs, would they be judged by the attractiveness of their identifiers?
I can see it now, "Well he was really cute and we had a great time together but I just couldn't get past his URI" or 'SWMU looking for SWFU, 20-30, athletic. Must be https for a trusting relationship'.
I guess beauty is in the eye of the resolver.