Stalin: All right, let's get started with this call. Everybody on?
Kamenev: Uhh, I think we're still missing Trotsky...
Stalin: Why, did he not get the invite? What time zone is he in? Mexico right?
Kamenev: Yes Comrade, we sent the invite, but he isn't on Skype.
Stalin: Well that's no good, we can't have petty bourgeois individualists each deciding what IM app to use, can we?
Kamenev: No Comrade, I'll have the problem dealt with.