From MSNBC, this piece on parents buying domain names for their kids (and even choosing names based on availability).
A little bit of HTML redirection and these kids will be off to the login races as soon as they can say 'user-centric'.
I shouldn't judge. Hell, I named my daughter after an identity protocol. Ophelia Pauline Edna Nicki Irene Daphne loves her name. There is that Samantha kid in the neighborhood that teases for her lack of a certification program though.