Cast of Characters
- Security Screener at Washington Dulles Airport (SSWDA)
- Guy in Front of Me in Line Going Through Security (GFMLGTS)
SSWDA: (to GFML as he peers at his scanner screen) So, is this a laptop or a DVD player?
GFMLGTS: I'm in the military and it's classified.
SSWDA: Pardon me?
GFMLGTS: I can't tell you what it is in public.
Exit Paul. stage left, scurrying over to other line