Thursday, August 31, 2006

Dulles Dialogue

Cast of Characters

  • Security Screener at Washington Dulles Airport (SSWDA)
  • Guy in Front of Me in Line Going Through Security (GFMLGTS)
  • Paul


SSWDA: (to GFML as he peers at his scanner screen) So, is this a laptop or a DVD player?

GFMLGTS: I'm in the military and it's classified.

SSWDA: Pardon me?

GFMLGTS: I can't tell you what it is in public.

SSWDA: Supervisor!

Exit Paul. stage left, scurrying over to other line

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should have mentioned that you were carrying some Liberty-confidential material, only accesible to LAP members ;-) // carolina