While touching, the expressions of best-wishes and fast healing I received after yesterday's post are based on an erroneous assumption, i.e. that I was actually injured.
I apologize for any confusion and what were surely some sleepless nights of worrying for my many friends and colleagues.
With respect to the level of assurance readers can confidently ascribe to my posts, I work on a 'best effort' model of truthfulness. Just call me 'Opey'.