I am a successful and respected identity professional

At least that's what I tell myself as I descend into the role of glorifed Windows tray email notification tool.

Salutation from an email from my sister-in-law to my wife, myself cc'd

Hey Julie, Sending to paul too cuz I don't know if your check your email very much ....

Yelling "You've got mail!" up the stairs is soooo demeaning.