Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Complaints will be taken seriously

I propose attendees of the next IIW perform an identity-based Complaints Choir.

Some lyrics to get us started
But I already logged in over there.
Oh no, I do enjoy looking at photos of your family's vacation
to Disneyland. Please hand me that bottle of pills would you?
We can go to Mars, but I still have to provide my shipping
address when I buy something online?
Your social invitations annoy me more and more.
To be honest, I find your avatar spooky.
Notwithstanding the opportunities for 'increasing her pleasure',
spam is annoying and limits productivity.
Clearly, my blog gets less traffic than it deserves.
Strangely enough, I do not wish to receive email updates
as to how often you move your bowels.

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