- Google Maps defines distances relative to his current location
- He creates passwords before he needs them
- His writing is so concise Twitter restricts him to 70 characters
- OAuth defines a flow just for him
- His Flickr page has only a single photo, but is still the most popular
- His friends ask him to create their passwords because the quirky stories they tell make them so easy to remember.
- He calculates X.509 signatures in his head .... in Nepalese
- KI IAF & OIX granted him LOA4 - 'just because'
- He made Facebook sign his privacy-eroding TOS